送给在每天坐在电脑前工作的人们11For a computer programming class, I sat directly across fromsomeone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face. She calledthe tutor over and explained that no matter what she typed,nothing would happen. The tutor tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced.I typed, "Leave me alone!" They both jumped back as this appeared on their screen. "What the..." the tutor said. Ityped, "I said leave me alone!" The kid got real upset. "Ididn't do anything to it, I swear!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and HAL 2000 went on for an amazing five minutes. Me:"Don't touch me!" Her: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hityour keys that hard." Me: "Who do you think you areanyway?!" Etc. Finally, I couldn't contain myself any longer, and fell out of my chair laughing. After they had realized what I had done, they both turned beet red. Funny, I never got more than a C- in that class. [此贴子已经被作者于2007-6-5 19:24:20编辑过]
送给在每天坐在电脑前工作的人们12This guy calls in to complain that he gets an "Access Denied"message every time he logs in. It turned out he was typinghis username and password in capital letters. Tech Support:"OK, let's try once more, but use lower case letters."Customer: "Ooh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard."
送给在每天坐在电脑前工作的人们14My friend was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon.He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staringat the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that shewas still in the same position, only now she was impatientlytapping her foot. He asked if she needed help and shereplied "It's about time! I pressed the F 1 button overtwenty minutes ago!"
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